2013-05-03 / Columnists

Boyleing Points

By Kevin Boyle

I’ve got nothing to say. Unlike most weeks, I’m not wasting 500 words saying nothing. Nobody swerved a car at me; nobody said anything funny (so it’s your fault).

I told Susan Locke, Wave publisher that I had nothing and she scoffed

(loudly, I might add): “C’mon!”

I’ve got nothing, I repeated.

“C’mon!” she said again, louder, maybe with a hint of inspiration.

“Nope. Nothing. I’m just gonna write that I’ve got nothing.”

“Okay,” she said.

That was it. So much for the ego stroke. Way to make me feel the column is worthwhile.

So, that’s it. I got nuthin’.

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