Weather Is Cold but RBVL Races Heat Up
The standings are getting tighter and tighter each week with only pockets of separation showing in the eight different divisions. After four weeks, every team has at least five wins and four losses with some divisions as tight as can be.
The first positional change of the season took place in the Ocean Division with Freedhand's beating Mark's Maintenance 4-1, with two of the games going to overtime. Sugar Bowl edged out Sullivan and Galleshaw 3-2 and also included one extra-inning affair.
Casino Towing missed their steady leader, Cathy Ferro, who was home ill. But Rocky D., playing the part of Willis Reed, inspired the squad to two wins in a hard-fought battle with the Mahooshkas. Both teams scored at least 17 points in each game.
The Bungalow Bar won their customary two games and if you are keeping track, Tara V. of the Bungalow Bar is 22 and one week old. Next week she will be 22 and 2 if you are keeping score at home.
The Bar-anhas are now the favorite to take home the party team of the year award since the Rockaway Breakers may lose the services of last year's party star, Rusty. He's not feeling the love from his teammates on the court. Rusty may boycott the awards dinner to teach them a lesson. Stay tuned.
However Donna earned her MVP title with her work back at the Harbor Light. She was able to hold onto four barstools for her teammates, which was way more important than the four wins (1 bar stool per win?). Thanks to our President Patty for her idea of subbing in on the stools. When someone left, another colleague jumped in to continue the drinking until very late Wednesday night. Let's see how Donna makes out next week getting some elbow room at the always-crowded Connolly's.
By the way, cub reporter John Sica pushed the envelope when he let one player after another cut in front of Patty as she wanted desperately to tell the Bay House Babe's story. Doesn't Sica know that she is his boss? And let's get the record straight - Denise did not yell at Steve; her voice just carries really well in the equipment room.
This week's restaurant review comes from an anonymous source that is often seen on the beach on Wednesday nights playing volleyball. That should narrow it down for you in case you are trying to guess who it is.
The review: Harbor Light's garlic bread brought me back to Sunday dinners at two in the afternoon. If anyone was late, the person got a beating with a wooden spoon- made with some Italian love, as were the meatballs which were small and filled with flavor.
The potatoes au gratin hit it over the net - so cheesy with a crunchy baked breading on top. The sausage and peppers were either slacking on the meat or some teams love sausage and hate vegetables. However, the large cut on the onions was a good choice.
The penne and broccoli really had it going on with an amazing mixture of garlic, oil, and parmesan. The roasted potatoes were oily and delicious! The BBQ chicken fell right off the bone onto your tongue where it burst with savory goodness!
Attendance has hit a high point for the 2009 season. It only promises to grow as school ends and the weather gets nicer. You're doing the league proud and making our long-time sponsors happy. We only have seven more nights left so continue to kick it into high gear.
Already there are rumors flying about bands and DJ's joining us at many of the remaining stops on tour. Start using those vacation and sick days on Thursdays like so many of our wily veterans. Speaking of sick days, Cubby will be calling in "sick" for the rest of his life in three days from the printing of this article as he is all set to retire. I'm guessing he'll be a wee bit fired up next week. Come around and help Cubby celebrate. (Not that he really needs any help celebrating.)
The Rockaway Breakers say they "suck", but John Murray thinks they are too busy "sucking" them down. The result was a 0-5 whitewash against the Social Yachty's. Sheila and Coleen say that they were the nicest team to ever sweep them. They may be "Social", but they are also good volleyball players, and good Yachty's.
Chrome Dome has been a no show; he is needed on the court. The Breakers guarantee they will come out strong next week; they will be firing on all cylinders. And some of those cylinders better be Coors Light Silver Bullets.
Kevin Gallagher is an inspiration to the team, and he will lead them to better days ahead. Especially with young John McHale, who is not only the future, but is also the anchor of the team with his hard work, enthusiasm and skill.
Sands Pont had some Night Out, losing to them 5- 0. Having young players is great, but when they leave in mid-June for college orientation, it can be hurtful. I'm sure the kids had a great time.
Even without the young collegians, the rest of the youth movement, Danielle Ford, Brendon and Neil played admirably in the losing effort. Carol was holding a clinic on the sidelines for the youths, but she never really learned the game herself. Tommy is banged up from the rock jetty's that exist just inches under the sand in Riis Park. Thank God he plays for Sands Point Physical Therapy which is a fine establishment. Plus they give him the sponsor's discount, which is nice.
Connolly's lost to a good team, Brooklyn Windows and Doors, mostly because of Steve who needs lessons from his kids to learn the finer arts of volleyball. Maybe he should change his Monday night practice to a night that doesn't rain if one could exist accord- ing to the weather man.
Big Brown, who is the former record holder for most consecutive aces, played so well they had to widen the doorways at 102-00 for his swelled head. Gabriella Reece showed up tonight on West Coast time with a wine glass in hand and her "A" game in her pocket.
EZ Company thanks Jack Weber for holding onto his gall bladder to the benefit of his teammates. Jack put off surgery over concerns that his figure would be less than a perfect hour-glass. His positive affirmations will continue for the season, unless the Paxil kicks in.
We hear Nurse Ratchet is taking his blood pressure every day. Jack should be working out with the guys from Last Call, who know how to keep their girlish figures.
Renee of Simon Says Sea Bar was the first person in volleyball history to suffer frostbite in her fingers in June. We wish her a speedy recovery in time for summer. Mr. Mack was absent at the Harbor Light because his date Leaper didn't show up. Hopefully the happy couple will be back next week.
The Bad News Bears want to give a shout out to the dirty Suns of Beaches for winning three out of fivegames. The Bears hope to see their opponent in the playoffs because they usually lose all five games.
The Bears are working their way up from the basement and statistically speaking, taking two this week is like a 67% increase for them in the standings. They are happy with new players The Edge and the Manhattanites, who are glad to be in Rockaway this summer.
It's all about fun, but the Bears want to win a few along the way, too. With a new confidence, they are optimistic about the next few weeks. It's All Good wants to know if Bugsy's speeches at the end of the games will also have a half-time version next week. The speeches go on longer than the losses and the volleys. Maybe Bugsy should have mentioned how well Tommy Last played. I guess he didn't have time.
Tom Ray has to learn how to count. It's not 1-2-3, hit. It's 1-2, then hit. The new theme for the team is let's play two. Checking back over past Wave editions, a correction needs to be made this week.
In a recent article, reporter Peggy Manahan wrote the following, "Sean Herror of the Harbor Light was the most handsome bartender in Rockaway." She obviously made a mistake. There is a bartender named Sean Heeran who works at the Harbor Light, but he is not very handsome, so it wasn't a misspelling. It must have been Pat Hurley, who not only makes a smooth Manhattan but is the bestlooking bartender behind the stick.
Average Joes had their first below "average" week of the season with a losing 2-3 record against Sets on the Beach (minus Gene Heym who got married on Saturday, good luck with that). Pete Brady brought quality, not quantity, when it came to beers. Better luck next time. Chris Gahn swung so hard at a ball that it changed the direction of the wind. Needless to say, he missed.
The Flip Cup All Stars won four games despite Coppersmiths' Jack Bradley playing in most positions while his teammates waited for the volleyballs. Coppersmiths kept every game close despite playing with only three men. The Flip Cup All Star Belt was not passed on because Kenny, the previous winner who wasn't even playing last week, forgot to bring it. By the way, Kenny served the last losing point right into the net.
An investigation was launched afterwards when a secret meeting between Kenny Kearns and Jay Butler was taped in which Kenny was given a beer for serving into the net at match point. He was also offered a substantial reward for doing it again in the playoffs. Commissioner Patty is looking into the allegations.
The spacing and locations of the net set-ups has been terrific under very trying conditions. However, the timing needs to improve. Many nets are getting set up later and later each week. That is not good. We will be losing light each week and matches are going to conclude in the dark. The refs are going to be instructed to start calling the forfeit of game 1 at 6:45 p.m. as the rules state. Get off the boardwalk and set up your net. Then you can talk and kibitz (and imbibe) all you want. We have asked you to treat our refs with respect and so far you have done a terrific job. Keep those cards and letters coming with your critiques because your comments have been very helpful to us. Keep up the good work.
RBVL team captains - If you are reading this and have not handed in your SIGNED rosters, you are way late. If you have a balance due for league fees or additional shirts, it is overdue. Please take care of this unfinished business so we can concentrate on volleyball and volleyball parties. Thanks you very much.
As always, if you have any questions, please call Patty at 917-613-0908. Be sure to call between 10 a.m. and 9 p.m. Remember, Patty has a life outside of VB, too.
Or just check our website at www. rbvl.com. You'll find the answers to most of your questions there, not to mention pretty pictures and funny stories. See you on the beach!