Paste This To Their Computers
This letter is for all parents, who should immediately cut this out and tape it to their teen's computer monitor.
To EVERY teenager in Rockaway: This isn't your father's beach. It's YOUR beach. This isn't your mother's beach. It's YOUR beach. Please treat it like it's a valuable possession. Please don't let your friends throw their empty beer and soda cans all over the place. Please don't toss your food wrappers on the sand and on the boardwalk because you don't want to carry the garbage to the trash can near the steps. If you're too lazy or too stoned to handle this yourself... pick someone in your group to be the "designated trash dispenser."
Think of it this way: Your Abercrombie & Fitch Hoodie: $99.95. Your Apple IPOD: $348.00. YOUR BEACH: PRICELESS. (Please take care of it!)... Thanks!