2003-06-13 / Sports

Connolly’s Orioles Jamaica Bay Softball Report

Connolly’s Orioles Jamaica Bay Softball Report By QDAWGG

By QDAWGG

With the majority of the Orioles in Chicago for Belly and The Goods’ bachelor party, the Brewers and Orioles decided to postpone their game until a Saturday later in the season.  Game time and location will be announced. All games were rained out anyway, due to Saturday’s monsoon-like weather conditions flooding the fields. The only Orioles left in Rockaway were Tree, Chope, Trooper, Flipper and Qdawgg. Not to fear, Oriole fans, together they took a vow to "keep it real". 

In an effort to keep the Orioles’ favorite bar Connolly’s in business, the remaining Orioles spent the majority of the weekend there, where the frozen strawberry daiquiris are phenomenal this summer. The boys attempted to keep in shape by going to the batting cages, but after meeting at YSA they only got as far as the new veranda Jeff and Kerry Ann have added this year, when they were suddenly drawn in by it’s aesthetically pleasing setup. Living up to their reputation as the "hardest drinking team in JBSL", they partied well into the next day, leaving behind a trail of broken hearts and empty beer bottles.

News and Notes- Chope was last seen threatening teenagers at The New Irish Circle...Congrats to Jillian Vaughn on graduating from the best damn college in the country, Siena College!!! Beaker made it back from Chicago with all his appendages... 24 days until Tree is officially out of the game, hurry ladies!!! Bullfrog owes Schmitty $6.00 for a water from the mini-bar...The skill crane is re-filled and ready for action at Connolly’s, you’ll just have to get there before John McGov cheats the game out of all its prizes.


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