With his popularity sinking fast, and a second term in doubt, Mayor Bloomberg recently took a job as mascot for the Brooklyn Cyclones. When reporters asked the Mayor if the move seemed a bit bizarre, Bloomberg replied, "It may seem strange to you, but I've been giving people the bird for years.
A Comical Look At The People, Places and Things In Rockaway
By Gary G. Toms
|I have been telling people for years about the real Robert Levine, President and Chief Executive Officer at Peninsula Hospital Center, and here is the proof. This photo shows Levine during the 60's hippie movement, which he was heavily involved in. It was only after a "bad trip" that he traded in his dirty jeans, love beads, and ripped tee shirts for Brooks Brothers suits. Don't let the slick hair and Colgate smile fool you! The photo was taken right after a fortuneteller told Levine that he would be going into the medical field.||Hey Hil! Lay off the caffeine for a few weeks, okay?|
|Apparently confused, City Councilman Joe Addabbo, Jr. set up his podium at the rear of a room during a recent speaking engagement. "I think the job is taking a toll on Joe," said Community Affairs rep P.O. Pete Rahaniotis (of the 100 Precinct). "Several months ago, the guy showed up at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony dressed in St. Patrick's Day garb. He's starting to scare me."||Hi! I'm Curtis Archer of RDRC. If you're looking for a Valentine, baby.... look no further. I'll keep you warm this Valentine's weekend. Just pick up the phone and dial 1-800 BIG-CATT. That's 1-800 BIG-CATT. Don't be afraid. I'm waiting for you. C'mon, hit the digits.|
|The Rockaway Chamber of Commerce Executive Director, Liz Sulik, revealed the results of her new makeover this week at the Beach Club. "God, Liza Minelli should look this good!" said Sulik.||Okay Mr. President. We have the order. You want a large General Tso's Chicken, one wonton soup, three shrimp rolls, a Coke, and some rib tips and pork-fried rice for the Secretary of State. Oh, and you want that billed to Saddam Hussein, right?|
|Hey, ever wonder what happened to all those horses that didn't win the Kentucky Derby?||"Did I ever tell you how good you look in panty hose, Mr. Broadway?"|