2002-12-07 / Sports

Rolfe Looks to December For Holiday Blues Cure

Rolfe Looks to December For Holiday Blues Cure

Rolfe Looks to December For Holiday Blues Cure

Rolfe has been experiencing crippling computer problems, which means this column, is going to have to be short (but sweet). Unfortunately, the comp techs working on the case found that the virus cannot be blamed for my 6-10 showing last week.

Giants (+2.5) over REDSKINS- Coach 2 Point Conversion has had evil midget Lupica nipping at his heels all week in the DN. Here's hoping the G-Men pull one out, and shut the twerp up for a short while.

JETS (+1) over Broncos- Given Gang Green's history in December, and coming off their tough loss Monday night, it's hard to pick them here. But Rolfe is going to do it anyway!!

Bengals (+3.5) over PANTHERS- What's worse? Watching this game; or watching Celebrity Bachelor Fear Factor Survivor Idol?

Bills (+4.5) over PATRIOTS- Revenge of Bledsoe!!

JAGUARS (-3) over Browns- What's worse? Jax's black-on-black unis; or Cleveland's orange get-ups?

Texans (+13.5) over STEELERS- Nice to see Tommy "Gun" Maddox back, but this line (like Rolfe's expanding waist size) is a little too large.

CHIEFS (-3.5) over Rams- What's worse? Paying a $5 cover to get into a Rockaway bar with no band; or paying $10 when they do?

BUCS (-4) over Saints- Tampa is no longer being proclaimed as the " Current Best Team in the NFL", which means they should rebound here.

Colts (+2) over TITANS- Tennessee won't have the huge gaps in the defense to run through this week. (Michael Strahan pun intended).

49ers (-4.5) over COWBOYS- What's worse? Terrell Owens' portraying himself as a victim now after the Sharpie incident: or ESPN the Magazine providing his platform?

SEAHAWKS (+3) over Eagles- Philly can't keep winning with their third string QB, can they?

Saints (NL) over RAVENS- Ray Lewis is out for the year, which means he has some free time on his hands. Uh-oh...

Lions (+1.5) over CARDS- At least Detroit seems to still be trying, something that you can't say for Zona after their 49-0 loss last week.

CHARGERS (+3) over Raiders- Oakland has the "Current Best Team in the NFL" curse hovering over them. The game might be stopped for a ceremony sometime in the 3rd quarter when Bill Romanowski dishes out the 1000th cheap shot of his career.

PACKERS (-9.5) over Vikings- What's more fun to do in the cold weather than to breathe out clouds of smoke, run in slow motion with a football, and in your best Jon Facenda (the guy from NFL Films) voice say the phrase, "The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field." You're not a true fan unless you've done that.

Bears (+9) over DOLPHINS- Chicago has been keeping games close for most of the season. It's also the time of the year that Miami starts to come undone. Take the points, and the cannolis.

BEST BET- Lions

RECORD- 88-99-5

E-MAIL (if it's working)- RockawayRolfe@yahoo.com


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