2002-11-30 / Community

"The Chanukah Song"

By Adam Sandler

Chanukah Bits And Pieces...


"The Chanukah Song"
By Adam Sandler

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get
to hear any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

 

 

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents,
we have eight crazy nights...

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me....
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.....

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew....

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-
both Jewish....

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah....

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby....

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is...
All three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah


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