2002-11-30 / Community

The Top 10 Reasons Why Chanukah Is Better Than Christmas

The Top 10 Reasons Why Chanukah Is Better Than Christmas

10. There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."

9.   Eight days of presents (In theory, anyway)

8.   No need to clean the chimney.

7.   There's no latke-nog.

6.   Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.

5.  You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.

4.  You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."

3.  No barking dog version of "I Had A Little Driedl."

2.  No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

And the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas...

1.  Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

Thanks to Paul Benoit

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